I hope I end up being even a tenth as awesome as Elizabeth Warren is when I’ve officially grown up. She is my ultimate spirit animal.
Are you 1/32nd Native American? Well, unless you are, you aren’t going to make it into her league.
Panel #1 - No you don’t have to borrow money. You can work and save, you can work during college to pay your way, as many of our parents and grandparents did, you can pursue community college for a while, you can get scholarships etc. This isn’t a two option scenario. Wealthy parents or crippling debt. The United States of America does not owe you an education.
Panel #2 : Not a good thing to do, never trust a lender who is 17.5 trillion dollars in debt. Why are we lending money to pay for students to go to institutions we subsidize? Dumb, Dumb, Dumb.
Panel #3 : Interest rates on loans? No way! Again refer back to the fact that your loan shark owes people 17.5 trillion dollars.
Panel #4: ELIZABETH WARREN AND I AGREE ON SOMETHING!! However, I also think its obscene for them to make a profit of adults too, ahem, over taxation.
Panel #5 : When did this America exist? Oh right, that is just happy place rhetoric
Panel #6 It fundamentally changed because people like Elizabeth Warren started tampering with peoples lives. I wish this set included her solution to the problem. Somehow I know it involves more government and more redistribution. As always, let government fix the problem government created.
Also can someone please translate this to Cherokee so Ms.Warren can read it?